My friends and I egged houses, smashed punkpins, played vidyagames, etc.
However, there were two stories that really stood out. The first was that I got choked by a hooker o_O
We went to a house, some hot chick in a revealing costume came out, she was like "You can do me, but I go for 1 grand" so my friend grabbed her breast and ran off >_>
Later, we went back with Monopoly money and knocked on her door again, but she wouldn't answer. So we started batterramming her door with some barrel for a while, and some huge dude came out and yelled at us. We ran away and were on some random street.
A few minutes later, a car shows up next to us and starts firing a BB gun into nothing to scare us. We ran away, but it was like a dead end thing so we went into some bushes. Next thing we know, they drive up and run outta the car and some guy grabs me by the arm. Then the hooker girl grabbed me by my neck and started to strangle me and yell at me viciously. I was just like "Sorry, wasn't me, okay, sorry" (because it was really my friends who did that and I was just watching. Eventually some lady in the house across from me started yelling at them, "let that kid go, get off my property before I call the cops and bash your fucking face in" and then they got back in the car and drove off.
Then at 2:00 AM, 3 of my idiot friends shit in a bag and put it on their stairs. At like 9:00 when we woke up, we go to see what happened to the bag. It was still there, but somebody in the house saw us so we ran off into the little camper thing we were sleeping in. 10 minutes later, two of their cars are driving around the neighborhood searching for us for nearly 2 hours. They didn't find us
But later, my friend shit into another bag again, went to their house and smeared it on their car windshield. As my friend was running away, the people in the car just got back home, and saw them. They started to chase them in the car, but they hopped a few fences and got back safely in the camper. They searched for another hour and didn't find us.
It was epic, and I really just watched. I didn't do anything, and I definitely agree that my friends are complete immature retarded douchebags, but w/e
